Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Cycle One, Episode Two

Hello, and welcome to Riverview's Next Top Model.
I'm your host, Tyra Banks. Last time on Top Model, I gave birth to the top four of cycle one, and got married.



It was the day for birthdays today!



Adrianne became a teenager, and despite the look on her face in this picture, she really is quite pretty. It's a pity she inherited some of her father's lesser features.



Blond guy became an adult, and became red-haired guy!



Robin grew up with her father's blond hair.



And Elyse became a child. She got warm red hair, which was warmed up a little more with some dye.



Meanwhile, I gave birth to contestant number five, a little girl named Kesse. Wondering what she looked like on America's Next Top Model?



She was so beautiful, wasn't she? Well look at her once she grew into a toddler.



She got her father's red hair! Obviously she was supposed to be a blond, his actual hair color, but it's such a fierce color, I decided to let her keep it.



While I was occupied with Kesse's red hair, Shannon grew up into a teenager! She's the exact opposite of what Shannon looked like on ANTM, but that's okay, she's beautiful! What child of mine wouldn't be?



The day of my birthday to an elder, I gave birth to one last girl: Giselle! My little miracle baby, she's the palest of all my girls. This is what she really looked like:





And then, at my (and Robin's) birthday, the cake caught fire! Don't worry, I was fine! Totally unharmed!



Oh yeah, and Robin grew up into a kid that looks the exact opposite of her. But you want to see how gorgeous I am as an elder, right?



Tada! Aren't I gorgeous? I'm so perfect.

Anyway, now that I'm an elder, it's time to vote on the winner for this cycle. Click here for the poll to vote for a winner to carry on my line!

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