Cycle Three, Episode Four

Welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model, I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Mercedes gave birth to a little blue baby, and got pregnant with her fourth child.

The baby's father is actually her husband's. Blair used to be a floating head, and his hair is white, so he's not exactly normal, but at least he's more normal than Cedes' usual picks.

And what's this? Shannon looking smug standing outside a theater? She must have completed her lifetime wish!

And it's time for the little blue bundle of joy to grow up!

She's pretty cute, even if she is blue. And she's the only one that's not a ghostie.

But Amanda's not the only one to grow up. It's Yaya's birthday too!

And Yaya's a cute little ghost, I guess.

She'd look better if she were human.

Speaking of human, everyone's favorite human rock god is down at the theater signing autographs for her fans.

And just when I'm distracted with Shannon signing autographs, Cedes just has to go give birth.

This is Ann.

And this is Norelle! That's right, she had twins! And they're ghosts!
So now the pick for Top Model is between four ghosts and one living blue girl! Just great.

*sigh* This is what the real Ann looks like.

And this is Norelle. The house is full now, so unless Shannon kicks the bucket before Eva becomes a young adult, she's the last of this generation to be born. That's right, we're stopping early. There's no way Cedes could have fourteen kids without a healthy dose of life fruit.

And to prove that point, here's Cedes becoming an adult, and Eva becoming a teenager.

Not a big change, she's just got a few lines around her eyes and mouth.

And Eva... Well, Eva's face is a mystery to me. From different angles she's alternatively really gorgeous, and hideous.

Can you see what I mean? It's hard to tell in a picture. You have to see her move. I really can't decide whether I love her or hate her.

See, look, right there! Doesn't she look like a drag queen?

Alas, my friends, it is a sad day. It is the death of sexy.

Goodbye, sexy. We will miss you. *sigh* It's just not the same without him.
"Hey, I'm still here you know, just a little older!"
Whatever.

Cycle Three, Episode Three

Welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model, I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Mercedes was flirting with all the weirdest men of Riverview.

When we last left her, she was latched on to Mr. Blue.

As soon as that was over, she called over the floating head of her fireman boyfriend.

And she made him her fireman fiance. They got quickly married after this, and he rushed to the mirror to change his clothes and hopefully get a body again.

Here you can see that it worked! You may have also noticed his hair is white. No, he's not an elder, he's a scientist, and let's just say one of his experiments went badly.

And it's birthday time! Yaya's becoming a toddler.

And what a cute toddler is she.

I almost forgot that she was a ghostie for a second.

Hey Mercedes, you're pregnant again. How are you going to explain to your husband if you have a blue baby?
"Uh, genetic condition?"
Well, it's not technically a lie... and he's not so bright, anyway.

This shot is completely to show you that Eva's having a birthday. Yep. It's totally just about Eva. Mr. Not-so-bright back there in his undies is a total coincidence.

Blah, blah, blah, totally normal child sim...

...looks totally creepy as a ghost. She's gotten the insane trait. Oh good. *sigh*

And this shot is totally just to show you how Mr. Not-so-bright gardens. Yep. Totally about gardening.

I do not have a crush on my grandson-in-law, I do not have a crush on my grandson-in-law.

Anyway, Cedes rushes to the hospital for the birth of her third child.

Getting out of the taxi, she comes face to face with Mr. Obama.

Obama, along with everyone else, immediately starts spazzing, of course. Even The Doctor is spazzing. (Though Dr. House seemed pretty calm, if annoyed).

Meet Amanda! She's bright blue.

She really looks nothing like the Amanda from America's Next Top Model.

But anyway, Cedes finally gets pregnant by her husband. Woohoo!

I'll leave you here, come back soon for the next installment of Riverview's Next Top Model!

Cycle Three, Episode Two

Welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model, I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, the first baby of Cycle Three was born.

Let's start this out with a bang. Fire!

At least something good came out of the fire. This is... well, I don't remember his name, but Cedes likes him.

And Xiomara's growing up and moving out. I think it's Xiomara, anyway.

Here she is a young adult, before she left.

And this is Cedes and, um, someone. He's a neighbor.

And Cedes hops into bed with Mr. Generic Neighbor.

As soon as Mr. GN is gone, Cedes calls the fireman. But he's just a floating head! And I thought the ghosts were weird!

And, in case you can't tell, she's pregnant now too!

And Eva's grown into a toddler.

Such a cute little ghostie!

And Cedes has been scouting the neighborhood for what seem to be increasingly weird neighbors. First a floating head, and now this?

Jenascia's growing up into a teen, and what a pretty teen she is. You know, you could have had her for an heiress. She's not a ghost!

But no, you just had to have Mercedes as your heiress.
"Grandma, please, she's the heiress, it's over. Grow up."
Well, it's not like I wanted you to be heiress anyway, Jenascia.
"But you just said-"

Whatever. Mercedes is giving birth again.

Meet Yaya, the newest member of the Top Model clan.

This is the real Yaya. She was runner up in cycle three.

And it's time for Shannon to bring some babies to the birthday cake!

Here's Bethany...

...and Anna. Two very pretty girls, if I do say so my self.

It was at this point that Jenascia grew up early. And as soon as she was a young adult, she took Heather, Bethany, and Anna away with her, to free up room for this generation. I would have liked to let them all grow up in the house, but time's a wasting, and Mercedes is about to become a full blown adult! That's ancient in model years!

With space now opened up in the house, Cedes called over her blue beau, and got to work on contestant number three.

See you next time, on Riverview's Next Top Model.