Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Cycle Two, Episode Seven

Hello, and welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model. I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Shannon grew special plants, and gave birth to Xiomara and Jenascia.

And it looks like it's April's turn to grow up early and move out. She's got to make room for the next contestant to be born!

"One day I'll be back, once I'm voted Riverview's Next Top Model."

"Don't be crazy, everyone knows Camille will be Next Top Model."
Look, I know what you're thinking. I know she's insane, but she's human and she's not a loner!

And look, here I am, being forced to take pictures with the walls down like a noob, but it's the only way I can show you Hank's trio of pictures. They're all of the same thing: the flowered rug pattern in the kitchen.

Anyway, it looks like it's time for Jenascia to grow up.

She's quite the cute little tot, isn't she? She, like many of her sisters, seems to have gotten Shannon's black hair.

After the party, Shannon went into labor right on the lawn. You knew she was pregnant, right? I should hope after this many kids you know how this works.

Another ghost-ling! Meet Heather, the newest addition to the Banks family.

Here is the living, non-sim, non-ghost Heather.

Which meant it was time for the twins to age up early and move out.

Here we see the newly grown Camille, who insisted on that funny hat.

And here's Sara, finally an adult.

As soon as she finished changing her looks, Camille snuck up on Sara!

Enraged, Sara lashed out at her insane sister. She'd put up with her for so long, and now she couldn't take it any more.

Since Sara was shouting, Camille slapped her.

And that's when it got out of hand.

"Ow, Camille, that hurt!"

Sara emerged from the fight a little worse for the wear. How does a ghost even get a scar, anyway?

"Please, Camille, please forgive me, and end this fight."
Don't worry, Sara, it's barely noticeable.
"But you can see it, when there isn't a pattern behind me. And it's hard enough being a ghost model as it is."
Not to mention you're plus-sized.
"Not helping, Grandma."

Meanwhile, Shannon's chowing on life-fruit.
"That is quite an unflattering picture, mother."
Oh hush, remember that one of me holding Giselle?

"Oh yeah."
Even a Top Model takes fugly pictures every once in a while.
"I thought you said Top Models are always ready for the camera."
Shut up!

Like I was saying, Shannon's chowing on life-fruit to extend her lifespan and have more babies with Hank. Only two more to go, and with Camille and Sara at a place of their own, if she has twins that will tie up this generation.

And so, for the duration of this pregnancy, Shannon has been locked in the tv room off the main hall, where she watches kidz tube TV all day, and listens to kidz music all night. She even naps with the music on. Since she's a heavy sleeper, it doesn't wake her up. She only leaves to go to the nearby bathroom, which also has a stereo in it playing kidz music. All she eats are watermelons from her inventory.

Oh yeah, and she left to quickly take Xiomara to the cake.

Happy birthday, potential Top Model!
"Just leave me alone!"
That's right. Xiomara is yet another loner! This whole family is filled with ambitious loners who love the outdoors, some of which are excitable and some of which are evil!

The next day, Shannon and Hank both went to the art museum to go busking. They needed a little extra cash.

Then Shannon returned to watch some TV with Catie and Xiomara. As soon as she returned, the family got horrible news.

That urn? That's Hank. At 89 days old, he was forced to return to the after life again.

Shannon rushed over there to collect his urn, and she had the option to kiss him goodbye before his ghost disappeared. It was the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

Shannon then commenced with bawling her eyes out.

Goodbye, Hank Banks. For all I complained about ghosts in my competition, you really were the right man for my daughter. A commitment-phobe that loved art, you fathered ten children and had another one (or two, or three!) on the way when you died. Your contributions to this legacy will not be forgotten.

And so anyway, after that it was time for Catie to become a teen and Heather to become a toddler. And this was where I started getting scared. What if Shannon only had one kid? She'd have to stay an adult and avoid her elder birthday long enough to get pregnant by another man. What if she had triplets? What would I name the third kid? I decided on Ebony, since she was a contestant in the last cycle who would have been the next to be born after Giselle, if I had had more kids.

Anyway, so here's Heather. At last, a girl without black hair!

And she's a ghost!

And who's this? I'll give you a hint, she cried when I told her to cut her hair, she's evil... It's Catie everybody!
"I hate the world."

And just that night, Shannon went into labor again. Luckily, I was there to freak out.

Now, normally this would be where I leave you in suspense, but I have an exciting announcement to make...

She had twins! Meet Bethany and Anna Banks! The last two girls of the cycle!

Here's a picture of Bethany.

And this is Anna. Funny story about Anna. Since the models' portfolios don't start until the first photoshoot, and Anna refused to do the first photoshoot because it was a nude shoot and was therefore eliminated, she is the only contestant not to actually have a portfolio.

Anyway, back to the important competition, now that all the contestants have been born it's time for an heir poll. See the next entry for a review of all the contestants, then follow the link to the poll! Or go here to vote right now.

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