Sunday, July 26, 2009

Cycle Two, Episode Six

Hello, and welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model. I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Yoanna was taking drastic measures to become a perfect Top Model, and unfortunately died because of it. The death was putting a strain on the marriage, and Hank and Shannon were having marital issues.

"I want a divorce!"

"No you don't, Hanky-dear, you want to stay and see April's birthday."
"You're right."

And with that crisis averted, April was free to become a teenager.

Her sense of style is a little odd, I must say, but she's definitely pretty. Bust is she model-pretty?

"I think so."
That's my girl!

And what's this? Shannon smells like dirty socks?
"And I'm pregnant. Again."
Good! You're well on your way to completing this generation.

And the garden is doing well to! This is a money tree, and we also have death flowers and flame fruit. Does anyone know what you can do with death flowers and flame fruit?

"Age up Catie?"
Uh, I think it was her birthday anyway, dear.

Anyway, her favorite color is black, so it's time for her outfit to match that.

And who's this little one? It's Xiomara! She was eliminated due to her extremely awkward photo. What photo is that?

It looked like this. Woah! Do we have something that shows her face better?

There we go. A really pretty girl, just not that good underwater.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty girl, not that good underwater, it's time for three of my girls to grow up, Mom!"
Right, good point! Since the house is crowded, Shandi is growing up early, and Camille and Sara happen to be aging up too.

Shandi's shirt says "help I'm stuck in this body," basically. She grew her hair out long, and it looks great!

Camille's picture doesn't do her justice. She's really very pretty, and even though she's insane, she's a favorite.

And Sara, well, Sara is pretty too.

And Sara continues to be a ghost. Alas.

"I'm sick of being pregnant."
I know Shannon, dear, I'm sick of pictures showing that you're pregnant. But there are only four girls left in the cycle, and I'd like you to finish it off and get the point.

While Shannon's complaining- "hey! -Hank's motivating. He's completed his lifetime want to max the painting and guitar skills. He's made a lot of money for this family through tips and amazing paintings.

I mean, look, he took this picture of Shannon...

...and turned it into this masterpiece!

"But what about my needs?"
Shush! Go home and celebrate some birthdays like a good mom!

"Whose birthday is it now?"
Hell if I know!

Oh, look, it's Xiomara!

Immediately after, Shannon went into labor.
"I hate you!"

And it's Jenascia!

She was eliminated because she was not overcompensating for her height with great photos or an amazing personality.
"That's nice. Time for the next baby, I guess."
Geeze, Shannon, don't you think you could at least get to know your kids?

"I guess I could be a little more motherly to these girls."
And this is where I leave you. See you next time, on Riverview's Next Top Model!

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