Monday, July 6, 2009

Cycle Two, Episode One

Hello, and welcome to Riverview's Next Top Model.
I'm your host, Tyra Banks. Last time on Top Model, Shannon was declared the winner of cycle one.

And now that she's a real, proper heiress, it's time for her to get a real, proper husband and start giving birth to the cycle two contestants. Shannon, that's not a proper husband!
"Aww, Mom!"

Giselle became a teenager soon after her sister was declared the winner, and I have to say, she doesn't seem that upset by it. I wonder why. I mean, what girl wouldn't want to be the next top model?
"I don't know what I want."
Giselle is the only girl not to have picked a lifetime want.

So anyway, night after night, Shannon's at the graveyard, hanging out with her ghost buddies instead of looking for a proper husband.

And then one day she takes a grave home with her! Uhg, the nerve! But then she got this call to go to the science facility...

And next thing I know she's inviting this purple thing up to her room! His name's Hank Ferdinand, I guess, and she seems really in love.

And I don't know, they are kind of cute together, and we need to get started on Cycle Two right away, since she's wasted so much time in the graveyard. How is she ever going to get through all the contestants this way?

But anyway, they threw a nice big party and the whole family came, so that was nice. And then I found out that my Shannon was already pregnant! No wonder the wedding came so quickly!

Hank was a real gentleman, though. Despite having commitment issues, he was always wanting to rub her belly, massage her, and take care of her.

Let's not forget my other girls! Robin became a young adult and quickly moved out on her own. This whole ghost family thing was really too creepy for her.

And not a moment too soon. That night Shannon gave birth to a healthy young baby girl, named Yoanna Banks.


And then it was Kesse's turn to leave the nest. She dyed her hair to be a more natural red, and then moved into a house just down the street from us.

Shannon was really working hard to make up for lost time. She gave birth to the next child while Yoanna was still an infant.

Meet Mercedes. As a ghost child, her eligibility for heirship is questionable at best.


Finally, Yoanna became a toddler, and she seems to have inherited her father's red hair and a mix of her parents' skin tones.

Thanks for reading! Come back next time to meet the next contestants of cycle two of Riverview's Next Top Model!

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