Last time on Top Model, Yoanna was taking drastic measures to become a perfect Top Model. Will I be able to talk her out of it in time?
"Uh, guys, I'm not feeling too good."
"Hello, Yoanna Banks."
"Woah... I wish I could look as good as you."
She didn't make it to the fridge in time.
The whole family took it really hard. Now that there was space in the family, Shannon was pregnant again, but she just couldn't feel good about this new baby. She missed Yoanna, her oldest child, and the one she was closest to, even if she was evil.
Hank busied himself with his children, taking care of them and distracting himself from Yoanna's death.
And soon it was time for Shandi's - my personal favorite - birthday.
So Shandi, where do you stand on the whole ghost model versus living model thing?"Grandma, I want to win-" That's my girl! "-but not if my sisters are going to hurt themselves to try to beat me."
Aw, come on, there's nothing wrong with a little friendly competition.
"Mom! You can not say that to my girls when their sister just died because of your 'friendly competition.'"
You want to compete, though, don't you Shandi?"Leave me out of this."
Fine. Well. It's the twins' birthday now.
Now Camille, I can root for her. Nice, inspired, human girl...Insane and inappropriate, sure, but that shouldn't let that stop you from voting for her!
And Sara, well, she's a bit more sane than her sister, at least.
If ghostly."I'm going to write a book on the issue. I think Riverview is ready for a ghost Top Model, and it's going to be me!"
At last, some ambition, and it's in a ghost instead of a living girl! Just my luck.
Suddenly, while working in her garden, the only thing that distracted her from mourning Yoanna, Shannon went into labor. All the girls were in school and Hank was playing in the park, so she took herself to the hospital.
Meet Catie, the youngest member of the Banks clan. Speaking of young, you're looking a little old, Shannon dear."Mother!"
Anyway, the original Catie. She was a blond, and was eliminated because of her bad performance in a commercial. Not a public speaker, this one.
With the house too full once again, Mercedes volunteered to grow up early."I'm ready to move out on my own. One day I'll come back to be a Top Model."
Well, she is pretty.
"Ghosts can be models too, Grandma!"And with that, Mercedes moved out.
"Sometimes, honey, I just want to burn this place and run away, you know?"Uh... Okay. Anyway, I'll leave you here for now, give these two some time alone. They have some marital issues to work out.
"I want a divorce!"
That's Hank, everyone. The commitment-phobe. Let's leave Shannon to change his mind.
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