Cycle Two, Episode Four

Hello, and welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model. I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Shannon had twin girls - Camille and Sara - and then she turned into an adult. What will happen this time?

"One day, little April, your mother will grow up into an old lady, and then a bunch of strangers on the internet will vote on a poll for their favorite girl. And we all know who that's going to be. And when you win, you get to be married and spend the rest of your life in this house, having babies."

"What was that?"

Yoanna pulled Hank aside.
"Are you telling April she's going to be the next Top Model? Because it's not true. I'm going to be on top, you wait and see."

"I need you to help me, Dad. Make me Top Model, and I'll make sure you're treated right in your old age!"
"I'm sorry honey, but I can't do that. The winner is chosen by poll online."

And with that, Hank picked up Shandi and carried her outside to her birthday party.

"One of us is going to be Top Model, huh?"
Shandi headed off to the fish farm to go fishing, leaving her scheming sister at home.

"Huff, I'll show you, huff, Top Model!"
Yoanna started working out, determined to become the best candidate for Top Model-hood.

Meanwhile, it was time for Hank's birthday. The big one.

He actually looks kind of cute when he's normal. Icky ghost man!

And now I'm a ghost too. It's freaky, let me tell you.

And what's this? Why do we have two pictures of the same girl?

Oh wait, I get it. It's Camille and Sara. Err... Sara and Camille... I don't know! I'm so confused.

That! That one's Sara.
Incidentally, did you know that six out of twelve seasons have a girl named Sara or Sarah. Most of them were eliminated early on, so we might not get to them, but there are bound to be several Saras (and Sarahs) in this family.

"It says here that there's a way to get into perfect model shape by the time Mom grows old..."

Woah, birthday time again? Which one is that?
"I'm Mercedes, Grandma."
Right, of course you are.

She's got my hair! Too bad she's a ghost!

"A ghost could win Top Model!"

"Riverview's not ready for a dead supermodel!"
I'm going to have to agree with Yoanna. You have to be twice as good as these other girls, just to get the same treatment as them! It's like being a fat model!

"No one wants a fat supermodel!"
Yoanna, maybe you should eat something. I'm worried about you.

What was that? A party upstairs. Who is it this time? Oh, of course. April, Hank's favorite.
"I bet he'd fix the poll for her!"

She's a pretty little thing, even if she is a ghost.

"I don't want to be a Top Model anyway."
What?! How could you say that?
"I just want to be left alone!"
Oh great, one of my own grand daughters, a loner!

"Hey, hey guys! I don't feel so good."

Tune in next time, to find out if Yoanna can learn how to become a true Top Model, or if her drastic measures will turn out to be disastrous.