Cycle Three, Episode Four

Welcome back to Riverview's Next Top Model, I'm your host, Tyra Banks.
Last time on Top Model, Mercedes gave birth to a little blue baby, and got pregnant with her fourth child.

The baby's father is actually her husband's. Blair used to be a floating head, and his hair is white, so he's not exactly normal, but at least he's more normal than Cedes' usual picks.

And what's this? Shannon looking smug standing outside a theater? She must have completed her lifetime wish!

And it's time for the little blue bundle of joy to grow up!

She's pretty cute, even if she is blue. And she's the only one that's not a ghostie.

But Amanda's not the only one to grow up. It's Yaya's birthday too!

And Yaya's a cute little ghost, I guess.

She'd look better if she were human.

Speaking of human, everyone's favorite human rock god is down at the theater signing autographs for her fans.

And just when I'm distracted with Shannon signing autographs, Cedes just has to go give birth.

This is Ann.

And this is Norelle! That's right, she had twins! And they're ghosts!
So now the pick for Top Model is between four ghosts and one living blue girl! Just great.

*sigh* This is what the real Ann looks like.

And this is Norelle. The house is full now, so unless Shannon kicks the bucket before Eva becomes a young adult, she's the last of this generation to be born. That's right, we're stopping early. There's no way Cedes could have fourteen kids without a healthy dose of life fruit.

And to prove that point, here's Cedes becoming an adult, and Eva becoming a teenager.

Not a big change, she's just got a few lines around her eyes and mouth.

And Eva... Well, Eva's face is a mystery to me. From different angles she's alternatively really gorgeous, and hideous.

Can you see what I mean? It's hard to tell in a picture. You have to see her move. I really can't decide whether I love her or hate her.

See, look, right there! Doesn't she look like a drag queen?

Alas, my friends, it is a sad day. It is the death of sexy.

Goodbye, sexy. We will miss you. *sigh* It's just not the same without him.
"Hey, I'm still here you know, just a little older!"
Whatever.